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Horror of it All

The Horror Of It All is a collection of 7 demented tales of horror to entertain you. You can pre-order through paypal. The book will be available to ship June 1, 2004. This special first edition printing is limited to 500 copies. Get yours while they last. Orders are already coming in.

Read an online review here!

Synopsis

Meeting The Greys- What happens when two horror nerds are abducted by aliens and have to become the saviors of this planet? Are they destined to fail, or can they stop the impending invasion?

Dear Gabby- When a vampire writes in to the nations hottest advice columnist, looking for answers to his life's problems, Gabby attempts to help out in the only way she knows how.

The Legend Of Johnny Clubfoot
- An outsider, a legend, and a night locked alone in a cabin, cut off from everyone else in the camp.

Three Of A Kind- The poignant love story of two horror punks, who meet the horror girl of their nightmares, and the happenings as they all begin to learn more about each other.

Bright Lights- A man fed up with society decides to take matters into his own hands, armed with nothing more than his favorite toy.

Midnight Stew- Eric and his wife work hard to make ends meet. But sometimes an act of love can come in strange ways.

Door To Door- Cathy's days are usually quite monotonous, but a visit from a door-to-door salesman may change all of that.

About the Author

Josh Haney was born in Baltimore and spent his youth writing ghost stories, watching monster movies, and hanging out on the grave of his idol, Edgar Allen Poe.

Since that time he has immersed himself in the world of horror. He and his wife run Evil Cheerleader Productions, a clearinghouse for all things horror, including his writing, his band Crackula and his filmmaking.

Currently, they reside at Splatter Ranch, their compound in Northern Colorado, which is also home to the Evil Cheerleader Horror Culture Museum, an archive of all things horror related.

When not writing, Josh can be found watching horror flicks, listening to ghoul rock and horrorpunk bands and preparing for the coming zombie apocolypse.

Josh broke into the world of professional writing by reviewing films and interviewing horror personalities for various independent horror publications, including Hacker's Source and Gorehound. This is his first book.

What people are saying

Horrifying stuff with tongue planted firmly in cheek. Josh Haney knows how to scare you while still keeping things fun. I give it two bloody stumps up! - Destro Von Doom, Gorehound Magazine

Josh Haney is one of the most refreshingly entertaining and mischievous genre writers to hit the horror scene. A masterful storyteller. He will bring a wry smile to the face of even the hardened genre fan - essential reading
. - Alan Simpson, sexgoremutants.co.uk

All the weirdness and macabre that made Lovecraft so beloved. - Allen Richards b-independent.com

From aliens to door to door salesmen, Josh Haney brings out a sense of camaraderie that pulls you in and leaves you wanting to read every line with anticipation. - Mark Engle, Cultcuts Magazine

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